Good morning Mr. Porter
 
I just finished reading as much of the article concerning Jim Stevenson and
the cat killing as I could due to the extreme laughing fits causing my eyes
to water, thus I only read enough to know for a fact that you have been had.
 
He reeled you in, scooped you up and ate you for dinner.  Hopefully you will
not encounter another person in your career with the ability Stevenson has
to make even the most educated but not intuitive persons believe his stories.
 
Trudy Belz